You’re Too Sexy…For Everything

$400
Real world price
$150
Breakup price

I’m selling...

Rebecca Taylor dress, great condition. Graced the red carpet last year. Size 2. Hot Fuchsia. Great condition.

Because...

The guy I was dating at the time was a photographer. He was more into taking photos of himself than of me. Actually, when I think about it, he was waaaaay more into more every part of himself overall. His other odd habits include sending dick pics. Yep that’s right dick pics. Lots of them. Multiple times a day. Just to be clear guys, this is NOT sexy. This came to a head (no pun intended) at my Uncle’s 50th when my 2 year old nephew took off with my iphone and ran around screaming, laughing and waving my boyfriend’s dick snap around for all my relatives to see. Seriously, kill me. I still cringe thinking about it. But the dress is awesome.

My bounce back plan is...

I’m buying a new car so I can take weekend getaways whenever I feel like it, wherever I feel like it.

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