Raw diamond engagement ring

$300
Real world price
$150
Breakup price

I’m selling...

a raw diamond engagement ring. Approx. size 6.5. sterling silver band. antique style. it is a beautiful ring. was purchased in novemeber 2014. polished and comes in ring box.

Because...

well, you see, she is a psychotic, immature child, who hours after calling me her soulmate and two weeks after throwing an engagement party threw her ring at me and kicked me out of the apartment we shared. oh, she kicked me out the day after i paid rent. that nasty witch.

My bounce back plan is...

i am going to use ALL 150 dollars to buy beer. lots of beer. i am going to invite a lot of friends over. fill the bathtub of my house with ice. a lot of ice. i am going to throw a birthday party for myself as well as a celebration for acquiring my Master’s degree (two months after the breakup). i am going to make sure that my friends have a great time and drink RING MONEY beer!

Breakup stage:

Grateful

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