Million Dollar Baby

$24.95
Real world price
$12.00
Breakup price

I’m selling...

Beyoncé million dollar clutch

Because...

My ex’s sister is this super fashionable girl I’ve always been obsessed with. So I would notice my ex giving me a clutch bag she had worn for my house party a month before! But if that wasn’t enough, I also saw that other girl walking past me on campus with a sweater that most definitely belonged to my ex’s sister because I was there when his grandma gave it to her!!! Clearly he had a fling with several girls at a time and understandable couldn’t afford to buy presents for all of them. Great way to recycle, but not with me!

My bounce back plan is...

Hiring a personal stylist for a day to transform my wardrobe.

Breakup stage:

Super Angry

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