Give Away

$42.00
Real world price
$25.00
Breakup price

I’m selling...

Pretty Necklace

Because...

She always thought she could just get away with everything. But some things even that hot body and cute smile just can’t excuse! She pocket-called me (yes, that actually happens!) while out for drinks with her girls she just couldn’t stop going about how I wasn’t enough of a man and didn’t give her what she wanted. Well, her we go. I broke up with her that same night and am selling all the stuff she just always left lying around in my apartment!

My bounce back plan is...

Growing that beard I always wanted which she hated. And let me tell you grooming the perfect beard isn’t cheap.

Breakup stage:

Super Angry

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