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Break Up Stage: Super Angry
Break Up Stage: Super Angry
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Posted by Lida-Maria Lottko on August 25, 2014
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My girlfriend got it for me a while ago. So, I wouldn’t say I’m an anti-social nerd but she would always joke about me ending up starting to talk to my yeast cells sooner or later (I’m a biochemist spending lots of time in the lab). She was always annoyed by me not wanting to go to all these fancy nonsense Hollywood style parties with her and ultimately left me for this crazy guy who has more tattoos than brain cells.

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