Ex-Lovers 42DD Used Bra

$85
Real world price
$485
Breakup price

I’m selling...

My Ex’s 42DD Fashion Bra, Apparently understand that your not supposed to wash her Fashion Bra’s. (Something she always was VERY clear on.) Because of this it’s never been washed In three years of her wearing it and can notice that it still smells like her. And now because it was an overly expensively specially tailored bra I’ve noticed it obviously won’t fit my more practical chest… Allow yourself to realize her breasts were so ridiculously massive, she only had a handful of bras to choose from that fit her ridiculously supple chest. ALSO THE BACK CLIPS ARE BROKEN FROM A PARTICULARLY ROUGH MAKEUP SESSION WE HAD RIGHT BEFORE I ENDED OUR RELATIONSHIP. SO PLEASE STOP AND RECONIZE THIS AND DON’T BUY AND RETURN BECAUSE OF THE STRAPS. (My bra at the time was practically torn into several useless shreds of cloth… Maybe I’ll offer that up for sale next after this sells.)

Because...

She was a total nymphomanic, 20yo at 155ibs (Now be aware like 15 pounds of that were in those Jugs she carried around with her.) So yeah it was a fun three years. She was a pain in the @#% I had put up with her sleeping around far too long. And finally just kicked her @%^ to the curb. And happily selling it because of such a powerful headache it was looking for a bra that felt like a perfect fit to those stupidly gargantuan balloon’s of hers.

My bounce back plan is...

I’m paying for my college and living any girls wet dream right now of a different girlfriend every couple nights, Now that I have the freedom to move forward I’m taking every opportunity to progress towards my goal of being the best woman I can possibly be.

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