I'm Selling...

Custom smithed, white gold engagement ring. Originally crafted by ZnV Goldsmith. 14K white gold band. Band has a yellow-gold heart inlaid on the inside of band Centre stone is 0.79 karat. Decorative side stones combined are 0.54 karats Total stone weight is 1.33 karats Professional appraisal completed and available. Appraised at $5800+ retail price ***Want it gone ASAP***

Because...

Because she said no.

My Bounce Back Plan is...

Vacation.