This idiot told me he made me this necklace. Or maybe I’m the idiot because I believed him… until I was walking past the jewelry section at Fred Meyer and saw the EXACT same thing in the display. Called him on it, and he still wouldn’t admit it. Turns out he also lied to me about: having kids, owning a house, having dogs, having an extensive gun collection, having CANCER, and using an escort service. But hey, none of my business, right?
