Big-Headed Monkey

$40
Real world price
$15
Breakup price

I’m selling...

A stuffed monkey with a big head. Won for me at a fair after my ex spent $300 trying to win an xbox or his money back. Didn’t work out and ended up with this monkey. Great condition. No holes anywhere.

Because...

My ex and I dated on and off for 4 1/2 years and he was always the one dumping me. Well after our most recent breakup, he led me on for 5 months and made me think we were going to get back together, but he’s finally decided he just doesn’t want me and he’s ready to start dating other people, so it’s time for me to move on too. Having memories like this sitting around kind of makes things worse, so sadly monkey has to go.

My bounce back plan is...

I’ve been getting rid of a lot of my clothes so I can make room in my closet for some new ones, so I’m gonna use the money to buy some new outfits.

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