Following suit of anonymously “glitter-bombing” someone you don’t like, now there’s a new, more mischievous trend which has upped the ante. Dicks By Mail lets you anonymously mail someone a bag of dicks. (And we don’t think this is supposed to be “romantic” like the chocolate buttholes you sent your S.O. for V-Day, although it is said that these chewy dicks are quite delicious).
Straight from their website, “Once your order is processed an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A 5oz bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming ‘EAT A BAG OF DICKS’. Nothing More. Nothing Less. You will remain anonymous and silently chuckle to yourself for years to come as you picture them slowly degrading into a shell of the person they once were, always questioning their lives “Who sent this to me?”, “Are there more dicks on their way?” and “Why does this keep happening to me?!”. Yes their slow decent into madness will be much tastier than the bag of candy dicks you sent to them.”
Dicks By Mail apparently gained popularity after someone who received a bag of dicks posted photos on imgur. In less than two weeks, Brady Grumpelt goes from writing a short drunken blog on the Dicks By Mail website stating how sending someone a bag of dicks is a reality to receiving an influx of orders after the picture was posted.
“But my ex left me when (s)he moved away to Italy!” You might be exclaiming while reading this. “How will I ever get to send over a bag of dicks their way?!” Well, worldwide shipping is available, so there is really no excuse. Make yourself feel better with this sweet (literally), naughty revenge.
