This Vday, when your significant other tells you “I want some of that ass tonight,” you can almost literally give it to them. In chocolate form. What’s better than that? Sadly, we’re not joking.
At Edible Anus, you can send your bf, bff, ex, or basically whoever you want a chocolate mold of your butthole (ok, it won’t be an exact mold of yours, but of an anus, nonetheless—and they won’t know the difference).
If the person you’d like to send this special, intimate Valentine’s Day gift too isn’t a chocolate lover, don’t get your rectum in a bunch. Edible Anus also sells other poo and butt related items like Poo Cards, Poo mouse pads and Poo t-shirts.
And if you’re really disappointed that the chocolate won’t be a mold of your exact anus, you can always make an appointment with British artist Magnus Irvin, who started the anus chocolates (why does that just sound so wrong?) back in 2006. For just under $2,000 you can get a custom bronze mold of your anus to keep forever.
Like the always poetic Nicki Minaj says in her song “Dance”: “Somebody point me to the best ass eater!”
