We were together for 2 years. In that time, he dumped me, begged for me back, told me I was dead to him, asked me to get on a phone plan with him, moved in with me, moved out, told me he faked the whole relationship, told me he didn’t miss me, begged me to fuck him in the ass with a strap on, made out with another girl, got a tinder account while still living with me, told me he had sex with a guy, told me he lied about having sex with a guy, and finally told me “you are a stranger to me, I think we shouldn’t talk until your birthday”