I feel that some things just don’t belong together. Take ketchup – I love vinegar, tomato products, salt, etc. ALL INDIVIDUALLY. Put them together and it turns my stomach. Honestly, ketchup is the most disgusting thing on this planet and well I liken my recent relationship to ketchup. We were lovable as individuals but together couldn’t be worse. I won’t ramble about all of our disputes and arguments but I’m purging everything of his from my house – including these disgusting bottles of ketchup that he left behind. I’m sorry to all of you ketchup lovers out there – I swear I’m not hating. I just don’t like the stuff and now that he’s gone, it’s perfectly reasonable to assume his stuff should also go.
