Mama’s Boy

The Gist...

I went to bed with my ex and woke up with my ex and his mom.

The Juice...

We took a trip to visit his family, the first and last trip of this kind. After a day of sightseeing around this sleepy town we had a long dinner and a lot of wine. I woke up thirsty at 3am and was surprised to see there was three in the bed (clothed). I left my ex and his mother sleeping together (again I stress they were clothed) and opted for the couch. Awkward breakfast followed along with pretty hilarious break up conversation on the drive home. Pleased to be out – could you imagine the honeymoon?!
Mood: Grateful

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