I dated him for a short time; wasn’t long at all. He stopped speaking to me one day, and a few months later messaged me. He apologized profusely, and after what seemed to be the millionth ‘I’m sorry’ from him, I became short and told him I didn’t care. Apparently this was a signifier to him that I wanted him back, because his next texts to me were ‘Can you come over?’ followed by ‘Can I f*ck you without a condom on? or in the ass?” He is truly the Shakespeare of our time.
