Fuck it. No, fuck you.

The Gist...

Dated this douche for a year or two, for him to break up with ”meh fuck it” ”bro this aint working out”

The Juice...

He was kind of my first love and I really wanted it to work out. I even went over the fact that he started to smell and dress really bad over the time. Plus the hair. Oh god, the hair. But then again, I feel pretty good right now because he’s still the cliche bastard he was and after the break-up I found out that sex doesn’t normally lasts 5 minutes.
Mood: Grateful

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