So Miley & Patrick Shwaregfdzzzzer ….ok seriously who knows how to spell Schwarzenegger off the top of their head without first Googling it?? Anyway, these two have been an item for a while now. They’ve lasted longer so far than any of us probably would have imagined. But pictures have surfaced this past Sunday of Patrick in Cabo gettin’ cozy with another girl…a girl he claims to be his best friend’s girlfriend, according to his defensive tweets. What guy lets his friend take body shots off of his girlfriend? Apparently, Patrick’s friend does. Anyway, that leads us to wonder: if Miley & Patrick were to break up, what sort of stuff would they sell/get rid of? Here are a few ideas:
Miley:
- That big USC beanie and letterman jacket. We bet she’ll be a UCLA fan afterwards.
- That old foam finger (after she shoves it up his a**)
- Her bowl cut. Maybe she’ll pull a Britney and just totally shave it all.
- The extra weed she had gotten for their next date. Just kidding, she’ll totally smoke even more of that.
Patrick:
- The fedora that he was wearing “in the act.”
- The numerous selfies they’ve taken together.
- The silver wig Miley wore (and later wore in the bedroom we’re sure, duh)
We’re just looking forward to this inevitable breakup so we can get another great Miley album, really. No matter your age, or how you feel about Miley as a person, you can’t pretend you don’t like her music. #GETITRIGHT