Apparently divorces in the media come in threes, just like death (First Miranda and Blake, Gwen and Gavin, and now, Ben and Jen). In a way, they really are kind of like a death- especially when it’s one of your favorite celebrity couples, like Ben and Jen. Ten years down the drain? WHHHHHHYYY? Is there any hope for relationships anymore?! According to the American Psychological Association, about forty to fifty percent of marriages nowadays end in divorce, and I’d just like to know what’s going wrong. But until we can figure that out, let’s just be thankful for a site like this, and ponder what types of things these two might end up selling in their divorce (and hopefully on this website- hellooooo vintage movie wardrobe!)
Jen:
– Any Boston Red Sox merchandise she may have from going to games with Ben (Boston is his hometown).
– The ice bucket they used for when they did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Or maybe she’ll keep it to keep her drinks cold at her divorce party.
– Her copy of the book “Gone Girl”. She will probably never not associate that character with his face. And now that she is a “Gone Girl”, she doesnt need any reminders in print.
Ben:
– Whatever trip they had planned with their Capital One Venture Card (Jen’s the spokesperson). They’d probably rather use their miles separately.
– Wardrobe he kept from the 2003 film they did together (where they first met), Daredevil. It’s outdated, anyway.
– His wedding band. Was never a jewelry man, anyway.