Sitting home alone on a Friday night with no plans because your relationship recently ended? All of your friends seem to have a lover and are out with their significant other at Cheesecake Factory (mmm) or sushi (yum) while you’re in sweatpants, that brown pair with the bleach stains and draw-string that’s gotten so stretched out you have to double tie the knot just to keep them up? Well sister, have
I got good news for you. Three words: Wine ice cream.
And no, I don’t mean wine AND ice cream, but WINE-ICE-CREAM. Or as I would like to name it, wine-scream. The folks (or should I say angels) at Mercer’s Dairy have created this nectar fit for the gods in eight different flavors:
- Cherry Merlot
- Chocolate Cabernet
- Peach White Zinfandel
- Port
- Red Raspberry Chardonnay
- Riesling
- Spice
- Strawberry Sparkling
As they say on their website, “This is not just wine-flavored ice cream. It is a 15% butterfat and up to 5% alcohol by volume WINE INFUSED ice cream. In fact, the formula is trade-secreted by Mercer’s Dairy.” Made in New York, it is available in many locations in The Empire State. So far it is only available in 19 states. But for those of us (ahem, me) across the country in California or in one of the “unlucky states” where this wine-scream is not sold, we are not totally shit out of luck. Mercer’s will overnight ship over dry ice to anywhere in the US. Now excuse me while I go print out this order form….
