Need a pick-up line? No doubt, you’ll find a load of cheesy, overused ones with a simple Google search. Yet, why waste hours scrolling through eye-rolling pickup lines that you’ll probably never use anyway? Yes, you are a confident, independent woman who can strut up to any man and make the first move. And sure, you can find plenty of articles stating that men find it sexy, fun, exciting and a turn-on when you first approach them. But, the most important and sexy thing in a relationship is being you. So, we took the time to find some of cheesiest, wackiest and wittiest pick up lines and categorized them for every kind of sista out there.
The Smooth Criminal
You are as cool and smooth as ice, baby. Just like these flirty pickup lines.
“I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“You look a lot like my next boyfriend.”
“Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.”
The Nerd
According to our calculations, these pickup lines will totally score you a date.
“I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”
“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m totally feeling a connection.”
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
“You must be the square root of two, cause I feel irrational around you.”
The Foodie
If over half of your paycheck and half of your Instagram posts are devoted to food, these are for you.
“Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.”
“You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.”
“Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.”
The Tinder Queen
Sometimes, real-life dating can be a drag. Instead, pull on your comfy pants, throw your hair in a bun and get a date using these catchy lines for Tinder.
“You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you.”
“I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.”
“Do you believe in love at first swipe?”
The Cat Lover
Must love cats? These pickup lines are definitely the cat’s pajamas.
“If you were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
“I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.”
The Beach Babe
Catch a wave and a date with one of these scorching lines.
“You’re so hot, the sun is jealous.”
“Do you know CPR? Cause you’re taking my breath away.”
The English Major
When you take your nose out of your book just long enough to catch eyes with the super hot guy across the room, utilize one of the following.
“There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”
“Good thing I brought my library card, cause I’m checking you out.”
“You had me at your proper use of you’re.”
The Patriot
Everyday is 4th of July. You bleed red, white and blue. You drink beer and eat bacon burgers at a ball game. Show your American pride and pick up a date while you’re at it.
“On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”
“Baby, you remind me of the Constitution, cause you look like a national treasure.”
The Gym Goddess
When the only guy who doesn’t offer you unsolicited advice about how to lift weights more efficiently is the one guy you actually want to talk to, one of these pickup lines will get his attention.
“This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.”
“My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.”
The Coffee Connoisseur
If your blood type is coffee, brew up a romance with one of these.
“The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven’t.”
“My coffee is really hot, but you’re hotter.”
“If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.”
