Bad sex is bad. There are other things in life that remind us of these bad times as well. Sure, sex can be great, but there are those times that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Let’s take a look at how another activity we usually love can sometimes be bad as well.
Your legs are way sorer than you anticipated. Ok, so what if you haven’t “worked out” (if ya know what I mean) for like three months, it’s yoga! Isn’t this supposed to be easy? Maybe not. Ow, Leg cramp! Can’t…hold…position…any…longer…..but…need…..to……
It’s friggin’ hot. Not hot as in Paris Hilton’s old catch phrase way. Like, sweaty. Not cute. It is August and it is called hot yoga but, really?!
Someone smells. Bad. At least it isn’t you. But that still doesn’t really make things great in this scenario. Gassy Gus next to you is just making this unpleasant for everyone. Wait, now you have to do what position? Oh no, this may end well for you as well too.
Your thai food is kicking in. Dammit, Gassy Gus! Now you’re feeling it too. The rumbles in your stomach are increasing, so you’re trying to breathe louder as to not catch attention to it. They want you to do what, now? Downward dog? Usually you’d be down for the downward dog, but you have a feeling it won’t end well this time…
Muscles are giving out. Seriously, you didn’t realize you had to be like an acrobat with this person. What is going on here? You don’t twist that way. What human has that strength?!
It’s finally over and breathing/relaxation time. Thankfully. Just lie there now. Concentrate on breathing. Maybe you’ll be back in another three months.
