All That Glitters Is Sweet Breakup Revenge

We get it, holding grudges is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. But what if there was a way to exact your revenge without really hurting someone? Well, if your ex did you wrong and you’re not over it, you’re in luck, because now there is a way to get your revenge…and somewhat innocently. Forget keying cars, because shipyourenemiesglitter.com is your new go-to for pissing people off and getting over that grudge. For just $9.99 AUD (about $8 USD), you can have this website ship an envelope containing a piece of paper (containing a s**t ton of glitter) to the lucky recipient, who will open it, unsuspectingly, and litter their floor with stubborn glitter. Your name won’t be on the letter, just theirs, so unless you just freshly threatened your ex with some kind of retaliation, you should go undetected. Aside from the fact that the amount of vacuuming they’ll need to do is absolutely hilarious and makes for a great story to tell friends, this is also good way to heal yourself and move on from whatever damage was done to you emotionally. And at just ten dollars, you may even consider glitter-bombing your enemies from high school. (Too petty? We say nothing is off-limits when it comes to your well-being.)

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