Douchebag 101: Fashion Dealbreakers

Douchebags. They’re out there roaming free and running wild. This week we’re going to look at the fashion dealbreakers some of these D-bags will most certainly be wearing.

Fake Tan Stan: First of all, do people really even fake tan anymore? I thought that faded out years ago. But whether it’s a fake-and-bake, spray tan, or whatever the case may be, a guy who is spending extra time and money to make sure he is bronzed up probably cares more about how he looks than how you to. And those fitness competition fake tans? THE WORST.

Deep V Diver: Despite what you might think in other aspects of life, yes, there is such a thing as going too deep. Guys, we don’t need to see your chest hair and pecs (or lack thereof). Your shirt shouldn’t be a competition of “how low can you go.”

Excessive Embellisher: Perhaps hand in hand with the deep V’s, you don’t also need some gold chains, multiple rings and a watch. Just like good fashion advice for any lady, no over-accessorizing. One piece can go a long way, fellas!

The Slob: Unlike most of the guys on this list, this guy just doesn’t care about much. He probably turns his underwear inside out once it’s time to do laundry. If you can hardly stand seeing his dirty outfit or messy car, just imagine his apartment. No thanks!

Trust Fund Tool: It’s attractive when a guy is confident and successful. But when he is cocky and has had everything handed to him on a golden platter his whole life…different story. Like Shania Twain said, “that don’t impress me much.”

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