Kids, adults, single, loved up – everyone loves candy hearts and their sweet little love notes. Though they might taste a little like chalk, that isn’t the bothersome part. These little love messages just dont seem to fit with the world today. At our biz, Never Liked It Anyway we see the good, the bad and a whole lotta ugly! So here are some more accurate messages that we’d like to see on candy hearts.
1. The best way to not rip someone’s heart out…
2. And then it’s on. Until you shave.
3. The foundation of Tinder. And the demise of dating….
4. Perhaps a little childish, but to the point.
5. You know it’s the real thing when this happens
6. Well, this is awkward.
7. When things are going really, really well.
8. When we think we look like beyonce…but… well….
9. The ultimate in stupid lines
10. Cupid’s new love arrow.. Let’s do this.
