If you’re single, V-Day can sound an awful lot like D-Day. It could be because you’re already anticipating the interrogation from friends and family about your love life, a subject that is awkward for everyone involved, but you don’t have be unprepared for these run-ins with the relationship police. Meet “The Invisible Boyfriend”, an app that just launched that lets you purchase text messages and voicemails from a real person (or multiple people) posing as your boyfriend (there’s also a version for a fake girlfriend). For just $24.99 (USD), you can receive 100 texts monthly from your ideal boyfriend or girlfriend (they’re completely customizable and flexible…unlike real people) and completely dupe any curious family members. If they’re not convinced with text messages (though if that’s the case you might want to rethink who you hang with), you can also receive voicemails from a real person (with a real voice…see if they can deny that!). If you’re thinking you’d have to be out of your mind to flirt with a fake boyfriend and not feel a bit embarrassed, you’ve got the idea all wrong- it’s not an app to flatter you, but to silence those nosy gossipers! If you’re looking to be flattered, go find a real boyfriend…though we don’t know of anywhere else that sells them for twenty-five bucks a month. No matter which way you look at it, you can’t beat this app!
