Yeah yeah yeah, we know, “be thankful for what you have”, “be careful for what you wish for”, “the grass is always greener”, all that jazz. But what if these things were just things average people with average life goals said? What if there were things that could change and it wouldn’t be a bad thing? What if you could reach for the stars? Well, you can, and somebody certainly should, because we asked some women what were things they wished they had or existed and honestly, all of their answers are amazing. Pretty satisfied with your makeup? Think again. Think you have all of the modern-day commodities you could possibly need? Think again! Read on for some seriously awesome suggestions that you didn’t realize you needed until now. And somebody please get to inventing these!
1. Workout clothes that burn calories for you
Literally just put them on and everything you eat for the day has no calories. That means you can pig out when you’re PMSing and not have to worry about suffering through cramps at the gym.
2. A lipstick that actually works like it says it will
No need to reapply, no dulling, no weird clumping in the corner of your lips- maybe doubles as a weapon of self-defense. Is this too much to ask?!
3. “Spidey senses” but for relationships
So if they’re tingling and it’s not from sexual attraction, you’ll know to ditch the guy.
4. Pajamas that are comfortable but acceptable to wear to work
You know, if any situation arises that requires it (like hitting the snooze button a few too many times).
5. A magical wine glass that refills itself when empty
No explanation needed.
6. A mascara that knows what it’s doing
Because you probably don’t. We’ve all rocked the whole “one creepy broken doll eye, one flawless supermodel eye” look at least once in our lives, before eventually evening out the clumping.
7. A machine that lets you choose what you’ll dream about
Because day-dreaming of Ryan Gosling is not good enough.
8. A personal chef
That knows what you want without asking and can flawlessly execute a Chipotle burrito.