I was seeing this guy for a few weeks. Not long, but long enough to feel comfortable with him and know that he was into me. One day, he’d been texting me asking me what I was up to and if I wanted to come around. He then mentioned that I’d left a sweater at his place. I get there, expecting to go and see him and spend a little time…and eventually get the damn sweater… but instead his doorman hands me my sweater (and some other stuff I’d left) and asks me to leave!!! I asked if he was in, and the doorman said he was but had to ‘kindly ask me to leave’ . I mean…are you kidding me?? You had your doorman dump me? It was humiliating but also kinda good. When someone is that much of a douche, it’s easy to move on.