Total Cat-astrophe!
My boyfriend and I decided to ‘take a break’… I knew exactly what that meant, but just in case there was any doubt that it was over for sure, the day after our ‘break’, he bought a cat. I’m allergic to cats. He said he forgot. WTF?! To make matters worse (or in hindsight even funnier) he asked me to cat-sit while he was away for the Christmas vacation we’d planned to take together…. Absolute classic.
Break-Up Phase: (what's this?)
What break-up?
Do NOT ever get back together with this guy. And tell him to find someone else to catsit.
I feel worse for the cat.
Make sure to put catnip under every cushion of furniture in his house so the cat will lovingly plaster the place with its fur ;)