The Moving On Manual
At last, a Moving on Manual, full of clever tips and tricks to help you move on fast, as written by you!
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At last, a Moving on Manual, full of clever tips and tricks to help you move on fast, as written by you!
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Hit the nail right on the head itswhatever - thanks for the words of wisdom!
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Unpleasant to say the least...chin up Amorousnerdium
Read On: Never Date A Slut – They never really changeHe may not be a real doctor but he certainly knows a thing or two about love (at least he says he does).
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Dr. Lovefix - Stay strong and remember that time will make you forget...
Dr. Lovefix - No, just try to find a distraction to take your mind off it. Maybe not mr. right, but mr. right now. It helps a lot...
Dr. Lovefix - Now that's one hell of a silver lining! Great to hear!
Dr. Lovefix - Sounds like the dog was a much better choice!! Nice one! And yes, poor girl...
Dr. Lovefix - Ah, you have to go through the real stinkers to appreciate a real diamond! Happy to hear about this silver lining!
Dr. Lovefix - WTF is right. The best revenge is to let her keep the bastard.
Dr. Lovefix - Wait - he said that you can't hang out together period? If so - HARSH!!
Dr. Lovefix - Time to forget about this loser and move on. The STD part makes it really, really disgusting and unacceptable behavior.
Dr. Lovefix - This guy sounds like a total loser. You really did dodge a bullet - and day by day, you'll realize it... stay strong!
Dr. Lovefix - What a story! So glad you're free of the rat... What a scum bag!
Dr. Lovefix - Foxy! Love it. Yes you are busy. With anything and everything but him...
Dr. Lovefix - Ok, this sucks. But there is no doubt that the same thing will happen to her in a year or two. Too obvious.
Dr. Lovefix - He probably knows he is lousy in bed. That's insecurity shining through...
Dr. Lovefix - Opening Bid: $1000
Dr. Lovefix - "I gave you what you deserved?" World's biggest red flag!! So pleased you kicked him out. Mega, mega loser.
Dr. Lovefix - Yes you're mad. This guy loves The Game, not you. Please dont waste any more time on him. You deserve waaaay better.
Dr. Lovefix - Agree with mgidney. She's an opportunist - and that always leads to heartbreak... move on from this one.
Dr. Lovefix - Love it! Nice to have an inspiring story amidst the doom and gloom! And so many coincidences... it's excellently bizarre!
Dr. Lovefix - Wow. Isn't it amazing what you stand for at a young age? So glad you left this guy in your past. What nerve he had!!
Dr. Lovefix - This dress is BEAUTIFUL.
Dr. Lovefix - This is inexcusable and unbelievable behavior. You're a survivor in more ways than one.
Dr. Lovefix - WHY would they walk in front of your house? Dont worry, one day he'll walk past her house with another girl....
Dr. Lovefix - Like most good things, funny and true!
Dr. Lovefix - That's pretty lame. Buy yourself your own present and move on!
Dr. Lovefix - We have shitty experiences like this so you can be sure to recognize the real thing when it comes around. Chin up!
Dr. Lovefix - What a brilliant story. Must-read for the down-hearted!
Dr. Lovefix - He sounds like Samsung. All his strength was in that beard.
Dr. Lovefix - Here's a question... do you think it's a good idea when you're sober?
Dr. Lovefix - Flawful! Love it! And yes, from this moment on it is!
Dr. Lovefix - Easy. Tell him that if he doesnt tell her, you will. Make the douche cough up the truth.
Dr. Lovefix - Excellent Story! Agree with Promisez... think less of the ex and more of your new love! Nice one!
Dr. Lovefix - It's such useless advice to tell you to trust your instinct, but perhaps next time you will. And yes - mega bullet dodged!
Dr. Lovefix - Sounds trite, but with the right guy, the right time will come and it wont be an issue. Stay Strong.
Dr. Lovefix - You should do a 'Red Flag' sequel to SNL's skit! But yea, we all get hooked by a loser at some point. No-one's safe!
Dr. Lovefix - Surely there's some kicking about on this site? Maybe put an ad in your local paper?
Dr. Lovefix - Did this guy get raised by a porn movie? Where is his decency? Waste of space sister...move on!
Dr. Lovefix - Work your ass off, get a promotion, fire them both.
Dr. Lovefix - If you get sad, just remember, it could be worse - you could actually be married to this nasty piece of work.
Dr. Lovefix - He sounds evil. Hope that knock-out punch gave you $30,000 worth of triumph.
Dr. Lovefix - Good riddance. Total jerk. Perhaps this is the start of your career as a spy? Carmen Sandiego style?
Dr. Lovefix - Next time, trust that instinct first up...In fact, no more next time. Let this scumbag be a one off!
Dr. Lovefix - The good news is that there are plenty of guys who do want that - i'm so sure you'll find one soon!
Dr. Lovefix - This story will continue to make you laugh harder with every week that passes.
Dr. Lovefix - Bullet dodged. This guy is out of touch with reality. Walk away with your head held high.
Dr. Lovefix - This story is obscene. You need a fresh start. Move away from this asswipe and take your kids.
Dr. Lovefix - Ok, are you a writer? You should be. Write a book. This is the beginnings. I see a big silver lining for you...
Dr. Lovefix - Flash forward 5 years from now and think about where you'll be... and then think of him behind bars with flour on his face.
Dr. Lovefix - Be sure you dont carry it into your next relationship. I'd hate for anyone to hold me to standards induced by total jerks.
Dr. Lovefix - It sounds like you managed to find a silver lining, which is very admirable in the face of such horrid behavior. Keep strong.
Dr. Lovefix - Flagged to the loser pile.
Dr. Lovefix - On the topic of waste...be glad you wasted 5 months, not 5 years, on this primo loser.
Dr. Lovefix - Doubly priceless if he ends up reading about it on here!
Dr. Lovefix - A classic 'screw you' move. Nice work vintage dumpee!
Dr. Lovefix - Walk away. This guy sounds like a weed and very immature. And the 'best' friend? What a bitch. Good riddance to both of them!
Dr. Lovefix - What a story! So glad you came out the other side so much stronger. No doubt he's still miserable living in jerkville.
Dr. Lovefix - You sound like you're at an ice-cream shop! You know which one you really love..
Dr. Lovefix - The two of them sound like total scum and deserve eachother. Dodged two bullets there.
Dr. Lovefix - Karma is way better than calculated revenge. It's like the universe knew they were a jerk too.
Dr. Lovefix - If you're joking. You're awesome. If you're not, are you an eskimo?
Dr. Lovefix - If you're still a little fragile, this guy must be cracked at the seams (while cuddling his mommy). Onwards my friend...
Dr. Lovefix - Perhaps if they had given you jewelry you'd still be together. Just saying!
Dr. Lovefix - This guy must be the scummiest scum of a scumbag I've ever heard of. Remember, it could be worse. You could still be with him.
Dr. Lovefix - I can see the upside. You're inner poet has been unleashed.
Dr. Lovefix - I feel worse for the cat.
Stand tall. Breathe in and be grateful for life. Be present. Look at what there is to learn. Move forward. Joy is for those who are living.
a little time . I lose him but A Big time . I'll Always Have Friend s.
Never prove to a man that you're worth it. Believe yourself that you're worth it. Self-respect/worth begins with you. :)
When a person is w/ someone else, he is happy. Don't waste another tear or thought on that person. He isn't thinking of you.
What you bury alive does not die. It's important to make sure you attend the "funeral" in your "Hightest Heals." Happy Healing!!
Write it down...I did and self-published my own book called "You Want a WHAT?? The BFF Guide to Divorce." Just let it all go!
read: Without Conscience - the disturbing world of the psychopaths among us. Robert D. Hare PHD Learn how to spot them, and protect yoursel
Buy a new bed something you like, complete with new bedding.
Get a BB gun. Hang their picture on a tree and fire away.
Many churches have a group called Divorce Care. The advice is rock solid to work through the breaking up process.
BONFIRE Burn everything! Do this with your best girlfriends,blast some Taylor Swift,sing it at the top of your lungs and fb it!
all i love never love me, is it beter i stay on my own?
when you meet him, give him your beutifulest smile and greet him with your awesome voice, "HI!" hahaha
Get an extreme haircut when going through this life changing experience...
Embrace cynicism. It wont be permanent but until you can look back without cringing, a healthy level of cynicism will help you get there.
Learn how to choose a better companion next time: http://www.manipulative-people.com/ educate yourself.
Watch Arrested Development from start to finish. By the time you're done you would have forgotten everything...
Be open to the power of Picklebacks. They will change your life.
Don't be afraid to shout-yes, i said shout-:"HELL NO! I'll don't love you anymore!" She isn't center of your life, of earth, of galaxy.
The best revenge is living well. It will drive him/her crazy that you are not miserable without them.
Best resource ever to understand the process, heal, move on. "Rebuilding: When Your Relationship Ends, Bruce Fisher."
Never break up with a guy and go straight to your Ex, He'll feel used and lash out. You guys broke up for a reson!
Get the Fat App and distort a photo of them. Instant relief and instant comedy!
Never Care Or Love Someone Who Doesnt Even Bother To Do The Same. Your Ever Shining Smile Will Eat Them Alive.
i gave some pretty good advice to friends after their past breakups & they shared it with me. very helpful to get to follow my own advice!
The key to getting over it is remembering all the annoyances about him. You will then ask yourself one question: why did I ever date him?
Sell all the stuff from your EX and buy another big gift for yourself
Use the password he accidentally shared with you to log in to his social media account... and wreak havoc.
Watch jersey shore and remember, it could always be worse... you could be The Situation.
Crash a Christmas party. Your quest to slip in unnoticed will make you forget everything.
Makeovers (documented carefully on FB) will make you feel better and him feel worse :)
My grandma told me the best way to get over a man is to get under another! It may be true, but so gross to hear from nan.
Lychee martinis cure all. And the more you have, the greater your daily fruit intake. Win. Win.
Watch home alone 2: Lost in ny like 20 times. You will forget about your ex and fall in Love with someone else. NYC.
Have a shower. Wash that man right out of your hair.
Find something of sentimental value and force yourself to sell it. I really helps!
Go outside without a jacket. The physical discomfort will exceed your emotional distress.
Ask your friends what they really thought of your girlfriend...the truth will make you feel better...
You don't get over them until you *want* to get over them. So wallow, wail, drive your friends mad with misery. And then get on with it.
Buy a Lelo and stay in all weekend ;)
Ban all Celine Dion songs (you should do this anyway).
delete your ex from facebook. you don't want him spying on what you're doing and you don't want to know when a girl likes his status updates